Illiterate

The fact that you had to look up the definition makes you illiterate

You're illiterate

by Snikki November 20, 2017

Illiterate

If you are reading this, you are not illiterate.

Hey, can you read this out loud for me?
What are you? Illiterate?

by perudes November 25, 2020

illiterate

me and all the men in da mafia.

lemme let you in on a 'lil secret, me and da men in da mafia we're all illiterate

by raybeez March 23, 2022

Spatially Illiterate

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

Illiterate

Someone who cannot discern the difference between "You're" and "Your"

You're illiterate because you said Your illiterate.

by The Legend aka your dad February 12, 2022

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024