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giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
by dr chops May 13, 2009
mugGet the giz a hoon on your missusmug.

hoon

honey he's hardcore hooner
I'm going to hoooooooon
by fukubby12 April 18, 2024
mugGet the hoonmug.

Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
mugGet the Hoon Skinmug.

Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers
Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night
by Jukub July 8, 2023
mugGet the Hoonmug.

Seung Hoon

This is a korean name. Seung Hoon's are usually some wanna be cool guys. You never know if they are to school for cool or to cool for school. He is a very horny guy with glasses and faps on incest porn. He has a microscopic dick. He has a nice ass tho.
Yo my dick is almost as big as Seung Hoon's.
by thisguy1122 November 8, 2018
mugGet the Seung Hoonmug.

Hoon Ding

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid
by Count Orlok August 6, 2023
mugGet the Hoon Dingmug.

hoons

the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble
guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons
by pussylickeruno May 18, 2023
mugGet the hoonsmug.

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