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hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).
<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.
by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006
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trailer-hitch

To perform extremely strong and satisfying oral sex on a male.
Saffrnellie can't wait to trailer-hitch her darlin' Michael.
by Saffernellie August 10, 2009
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Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.
While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.
by Buck Russell December 31, 2008
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Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.
While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.
by Buck Russell December 30, 2008
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Lazy hitch hiker

When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker
by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009
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Gay Hitch Hiker

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
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the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it
the pangalatic gargle blaster
by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005
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