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herald

A herald is a the particularly smelly fart that immediately precedes a bowel movement. Unlike normal "fuck it, I'm alone and my stomach hurts" farts that may yield oderiferous clues as to one's eating habits over the last 12 hours, the herald smells distinctly of nothing but human poop.
By the smell of that herald, I'd say you better hit the shitter.
by loobeydoobey August 28, 2016
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herazle

to fart and burp at the same time.
Nice herazle Dave! That girl next to you was really amazed...!!
by jaqualia October 15, 2008
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Slipping her a length

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.
"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010
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I been made her a sandwich

i been made her a sandwich
by jdwjdw October 8, 2017
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herad

v. tr. to listen intently while provide the listening party insight into one's own flaws
i think the titties part is one of the funniest things i've ever herad
by Unregistered User September 23, 2003
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herairdego

Are you ready to leave? Let's leave! O.k were finally moving!
The Italian style rolling of the tonque adds emphasis and meaning
You want to leave the party. Hey Nick, herairdego?
by J. Card June 11, 2006
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throw her a few

verb.
1)To express one's desire to have intercourse with a person.
2) To express that one is fuckable.
by Joe Roth February 25, 2004
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