Heaven

I don't know what these other people are talking about, Heaven is a mixed drink using sprite, crystal lite, and your choice of vodka or rum.

Please note: Heaven gets you fucked up. Consume wisely, since it tastes like punch with a kick. After all, that's pretty much exactly what this shit is.

by Jack o' Hearts May 29, 2010

Heaven

A place between girls's legs.

Er... Search google or else for examples or pics of a man's heaven. xD

by HJJIPpls December 28, 2005

Heaven

a gay little place that people who cant handle the concept death made up

about as plausible as candyland

cathlic priest: heaven is a little boy

by fenry July 4, 2006

Heaven

A meanie that always blocks me and never wants to talk to me 😭 her name is heaven but she’s from hell😳

She’s so mean like heaven 😭

by Ceo.anime0 September 25, 2020

Heaven

Term for a person who makes claims about their wealth, and the luxury items they purchase. However, whenever it comes down to having small things, they cannot seem to afford them.

Person 1: I'm getting all this money, and I just got back from the Juicy store. I spent about a stack!

Person 2: These chips are good.

Person 1: Oooh lemme get some!

Person 2: Damn yo, you tryna pull a Heaven?

by buster knutz February 9, 2010

Heaven

Heaven - A place that was made up by Christian's to make sure people would do what they want. Basically it's a total lie.
Same as

Bullshit
Lies
Glenn Beck

Atheist : Heaven has no proof and is a lie.
Christian : Heave is totally true! You're just an idiot!

Atheist : You're a bigot.
Christian : No!

by AtheistChristianman November 23, 2009

Heaven

An amazing friend who is also kind of a butt head. She will get in your nerves constantly but she will always be there for you. She is one of the best friends you cane ever have. So don't loose her.

"Bro what's her name?"
"Her names Heaven"

"Oh cool"

by Justagirlanonexistentgirl November 12, 2018