Heaven

A place we all know we ain't going

Mom: C'mon we need to go to church
Kid: I don't want to. I want to stay at home
Mom: Listen here, do you want to go to heaven or not

Heaven by Itz_Soul June 11, 2020

heaven

Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly blonde teenagers.

Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven !! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary !

Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !

heaven by MerWahn February 5, 2010

heaven

A place where you get everything that you could go to hell for.

There's no heaven, There's just hell...

heaven by NonCarer March 5, 2016

heaven

Were you go when you make a pile for your boyz.

I think I am going to go to heaven because I made a pile for my boyz.

heaven by Ghoulciti December 15, 2008

heaven

A material place that is created by the positive use of Mind.
A place for the living gods.
A state of mind that can be discovered by mantras.
Lasting Peace and Happiness.
A Spiritual Place that manifest as a Psychic Place and finally as a physical place.
The Spiritual Feeling of 'Nothingness" the Eternal Space and Creativeness that expands in to Eternity.
The Eternal Place of God's Abode.
The final resting place of the soul. Soul is still active in Space, but his actions produce no Karma.

Rastafarian members believe you create your heaven now so that you have it to go to later.

heaven by Parasmart May 21, 2015

Heaven

A place where everything goes your way and only you know not what the religion tells you.

I got the car I wanted and Julie the girl of my dreams accepted my engagement ring and plus I got the job I applied for Damn I feel like I'm in heaven

Heaven by realist213 June 8, 2016

Heaven

In the place I was born is the "best place" in a woman's body.

Man 1: Look at that girl!
Man2: And what?
Man1: I was coming inside her heaven tonight!

Heaven by Only another person May 26, 2017