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Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness
by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009
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har du hørt om at tage opvasken

One of the famous quotes by author, Oskar David Bach.
Albert: *uploads "Unboxing Video"*

Oskar David Bach: "har du hørt om at tage opvasken"
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Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie

Stupid stuff my mom says when she's trying to suggest the dog to sleep in my room.
Mom: "Harley Har, Wanna go leepies with Eddie"?
Harley Har: "Ruff"
by Jalalabad123 December 1, 2010
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har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz

Well they can be alright sometimes but that's just Jae. They have a big forehead and small ears. Likes being called: Simp,bitch,plant pot and basket ball. Don't fuck with em to much though or they will shit on you.

<3 Jae

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har jar jat jap jaw jay jaq jaz is a bitch
by NotEllias September 18, 2020
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harse

Look at dat harse over dere, by!
by From De Bay By July 16, 2004
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harse

Searching the web a million times looking for the definition of harse has often revealed that harse is in fact just a misspelling of harsh.
Hey Kirk, I've searched the fucking web for Harse again and 90% of the hits are fucking bastards that can't spell.
by Not Roy July 16, 2004
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Harse

When I was young, my father didn't want to swear in front of the kids. He used to say arse, instead of ass. After a few years, the kids knew what he meant when he said arse, so he had the ingenuity of changing arse to harse. That's the best explanation I can come up with, but most likely it is just because he is a harse and likes to make up words.
Glenn, I know you are a bastard, but you don't have to be a harse too.
by Harse July 7, 2004
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