Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
by pabslo September 11, 2007
Jenny was locked outside in the car, wanting to know what was being said about her inside.
What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.
What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.
by long&lengthy November 29, 2010
The acting of ejaculating into a person's ear and when finished yelling as loud as possible into their ear.
by Claybon Johansen December 01, 2008
Get a life, wake up and smell the coffee, get with the program, get a clue, get out of a rut, live to the fullest.
In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.
In reference to the piercing and deep sound of a gong in Gamelan music, q.v.
If you haven't heard it, you haven't lived.
What? You haven't heard the deep tone? Hear the gong, byatch!
You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!
You haven't drank Lapsang Souchong in your entire life?
Hear the gong, byatch!
by hiverne November 24, 2006
This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
by RubyRubyRoo July 23, 2023
A person who consistently feels the need to hear himself or herself talk, usually burdening their personal information on others. Not to be confused with "attention junky."
A hear-me hoar can be recognized for his/her unnecessary outbursts, causing a conversation to revolve around him/her.
A hear-me hoar can be recognized for his/her unnecessary outbursts, causing a conversation to revolve around him/her.
Here I am, trying to give a presentation to my business associates, when Micky-G turns into a hear-me hoar and tells everyone how his daughter farted in her bath water.
by ChickenHead March 29, 2004
ability to have super non-human senses, like tinglily little hair censors on a tarantuala but inside the ear to be able to hear the quietest whimpers and sounds
Shhh, I need to stare off into space like a rhinoceras so I can use my Super Stanic Hearing to listen to the associate grunting in the bathroom.
by I shall dub thee Bubbie April 28, 2010