Machine-Gunner 

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.

"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"

Machine-Gunner by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009

Life Gunner 

A life gunner is a person who rather than studying, instead relies totally on interpersonal relationships developed through contacts to get ahead in life.

Dude Hey bro, is Schatz here today?
Broseidon Nah bro, he's out golfin with the Dean of Surgery.
Dude He's such a life gunner.

Life Gunner by Gettin Hanked September 24, 2010

Anti-Gunner 

"Anti-Gunner" is a term that refers to people who are against firearms. Literally. They just can't stand them.

More often than not, Anti-Gunners' knowledge of firearms is little-to-none because of their blatant ignorance and unwillingness to properly research anything about firearms.

People of this type often support the removal of constitutional rights in order to build temporary solutions to complex societal problems.

Admittedly, they are an entertaining bunch. Especially when they refer to firearms such as the AR-15 (likely because it's the only one they can name due to it's popularity with negative media coverage) as "Weapons of War" or "Weapons of Mass Destruction" or "High Power Rifles."

Hilarious hyperbole aside, Anti-Gunners are partially caused by media interpretation of firearms, and their unwillingness to dig deeper into the issues related to firearms.

M. 1: "Hey! Look! It's an Anti-Gunner!"
M. 2: "How can you tell?
M. 1: "Demonstrational purposes."

Anti-Gunner by Crisp Cracker August 1, 2022

Machine-gunner Belly 

When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.

Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.

Machine-gunner Belly by Joe Cooler August 31, 2006

space shuttle door gunner 

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.

"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"

space shuttle door gunner by Macman37 October 16, 2005

Tail Gunner 

See Butt Pirate.

Man I would have never taken this job if I had known I had to work with these Tail Gunners.

Tail Gunner by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

Thompson Gunner 

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9

Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago

Thompson Gunner by DJKuni January 15, 2010