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Groundhogged

When a guy bangs a girl so hard that every time she goes to sleep and wakes up she's at the start of the same day again.
"That guy from Rise Records was groundhogged me so hard that I was stuck in a loop for 3 years"
by BandTrash February 5, 2015
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Groundhog Dayting

Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.
by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018
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Groundhogging

Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog

noun; groundhog

1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"
by Morty87 May 30, 2022
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groundhog's gag

When you and the girls go out to the bar and deep-throat the same guy every Friday night.
Damn, them hoe's lookin' like Bill Murray, caught up in that groundhog's gag
by OptimalSquirrel March 27, 2020
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Groundhogging

When the tip of your shit pops out a bit and rubs into your underwear
Ty we need to get Out of here I'm groundhogging
by Th3_L0sT February 27, 2018
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Groundhogging

When receiving esthetician services, specifically to the perianal area, and a turd begins to poke out as if it’s a groundhog looking around outside its burrow.
“I was shaving my husband’s butthole and halfway through he started groundhogging”
by Manny Manishlokov August 12, 2022
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