Grog

A drunk car from rocket league that constantly squirts alcohol.

I use the Grog to make my friends drunk.

by The Harem Scientist May 12, 2021

Grog

Grog is typically beer and usually not a strong one. It originates from what sailors called watered down Rum.

A day on the Grog is one of those drinking sessions that is leisurely in pace. One of those sessions that quietly does it's job.

A day on the Grog is different to a day on the Piss (as that's going at it hard and fast), it's a day where you and your friend(s) settle into a nice easy cadence of drinking, and by late afternoon you find yourselves rather content, a little bit sloppy and fairly drunk.

"Bloody hell boys, it's only 5 in the afternoon and you're swaying all over the place. Good day on the Grog or what?"

"Alright Dai? Shall we go watch Wales play Rugby and have a day on the Grog"

"I cant have a mad one today boys, last night was heavy. Lets just have a nice quiet day on the Grog"

by Welshieinacanoe October 28, 2021

Precision Grog

When you send a sound bite, audio message, or voice message of your own poop noises while you were on the toilet via text message or messenger. Sometimes can be done via email or social media.

“Dude, I was taking a really violent shit the other day, so I recorded how loud it was and sent it to J.R. as a ‘precision grog’ because I know how much he loves poop sounds.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Grogged

The past tense phrase of having called someone and talked to them on the phone while taking a poop.

“I called J.R. the other day while I was taking a shit. He didn’t even know he was getting grogged until he heard the toilet flush lol!”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

dark grog

Sickness that distills and comes up from within. Usually from gorging and drinking diet soda

Ugh, dark grogs bad today. Really coming up from within.

by Malganis January 30, 2023

Grogging

To be aggressively masturbating under a short amount of time

I was grogging last night man.

by Ludacroisburfer July 16, 2024

Grog

A gay frog aka any frogs since frogs have been adopted by the lgbtq+ community

Person 1) "look at that frog!"
Person 2) "dude its a grog not a frog"

by Enbygrog October 17, 2020