To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form
(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog
by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

##NotMyGrog
#GrogToo
#ShrekYourselfB4YouGrogYourself
#NoOneIsillegalOnGrog'sLand
#WereHereWeregGrogGetUsedToIt
#GrogLivesMatter
#ThrowTheGrogDownTheWell
#TransWomenAreGrogWomen
#GrogToo
#ShrekYourselfB4YouGrogYourself
#NoOneIsillegalOnGrog'sLand
#WereHereWeregGrogGetUsedToIt
#GrogLivesMatter
#ThrowTheGrogDownTheWell
#TransWomenAreGrogWomen
by Grogelsteinburg December 3, 2019

1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.
2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”
2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”
by CBGLW August 17, 2025

grogging is when you laugh so hard your vocal chords start vibrating and make a high pitched tone is made
by Mary suue January 25, 2021

by Jaybird8388 September 11, 2016
