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Grinding the Goose 

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.
"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."
Grinding the Goose by MCNAIL September 1, 2012

Glitching 

Glitching: going through withdrawal.
We ran out of the dope, and we are glitching until we get our fix.
Glitching by Fantineirl September 2, 2019

grinding 

is a form of dirty dancing. where a female rubs her booty on a guys dic till he gets hard
we wre gridin all night long

Grinding 

When a girl rubs her ass all over a guys penis. For the girl, even if she's doing all the work it still makes her wet and makes her want it to go on forever. For the guy, he just stands and enjoys. It's a win, win situation besides the fact that it never last long enough.
Tiffany grinded her ass all over Aidan's penis till he got a boner, Tiffany and Aidan both enjoyed grinding each other.
Grinding by -chuck. June 20, 2008

Grinding 

to rotate the hips in an erotic manner, in such a way that the girl's ass is grinding against the guy's crotch through erection, and sometimes even orgasm.
At the nightclub I was grinding with all the mega-hotties, so much and so intense that by the end of the night, my Dick was sore.
Grinding by Zackster December 22, 2007

Grinding 

When you take your mortar and pestle to a club/dance and ask your partner if they have nuts so that we can "grind".
She be grinding nuts and fish in the kitchen!