russian okomoko gambit

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023

Khov’s Gambit

A gambit which involves placing the queen parallel to the white king. This enables an illegal move to be played ,(e8 - e5) countering the 3rd turn to the kings pawn opening/4 move checkmate resulting in a hilarious outcome.

“Queen h5.” -white

“G6.” -black
“Queen takes e5, check.” -white

“Queen takes e5, khov’s gambit.” -black

“Q- wait, what?” -white

by not someone Reece Phan knows March 19, 2023

Gay Chicken Gambit

A variation of "Gay Chicken" in which someone counters an insult from another of the same sex with a fruity comeback. The recipient of the comeback is then faced with three options:
1. Accept the challenge.(Retort with a far grander and fruitier response.)
2. Get defensive. (Attempt to affirm one's own sexuality, which further casts doubt upon said sexuality.)
3. Forfeit. (Backing down, having been faced with such an unsolvable dilemma.)
Any of the three choices results in an immediate resettling of the playing field, with the user being placed in a more advantageous position.

"I was flaming this dude and then out of nowhere he hit me with the Gay Chicken Gambit so I choked."

"Can't roast anybody anymore, they all just resort to the Gay Chicken Gambit."

"I was getting flamed but I baited him with the classic Gay Chicken Gambit and he got all defensive. Easy W."

by GambitMan May 22, 2023

gambit

An X-Men deprived of sex because he can't touch his woman. Or he die.

"Gambit needs some lovin' too."

by bluesonic115 September 21, 2009

Gambit

The game mode that might revive Destiny 2 and save Bungie's family.

Gambit actually makes the game fun.

by HasteSuper September 9, 2018

Gambit World

A world where you can hear all conversations and gossip said about you by your friends and enemies.

"OMG!!! Kelly been seeing my boyfriend behind my back!! I can't believe it!!!!"

Really?? How did u find out?

In your Gambit world you hear everything that goes on!"

by gossipgirl2010 December 6, 2010

Keister's Gambit

"Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".

The only reason I lost the poker game was because my opponent repeatedly played Keister's Gambit, ruining my entire deck in the process.

by Benevolent Deity February 21, 2018