goomba

the midgets in the circus that get trampled by the elephants.

Damn that show was great until that goomba got the shit stomped out of him

by goombas August 26, 2016

Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 11, 2022

Big Goomba Energy

The unmistakable vibe of someone who is clumsy, goofy, and kinda intimidating in a dumb-but-lovable way. Like a Mario Goomba waddling straight at you—unbothered, ungraceful, but somehow still a threat.

“Bro tripped over his own feet, got back up, and started talking trash. That’s Big Goomba Energy.”

by CanadianEatFresh September 6, 2025

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017

goomba

goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.

goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog

by monopsony April 25, 2022

Goomba

A goomba is a person who is useless and in the way. They will disappear when jumped on.

"O Sally my boyfriend cheated on me".
"He is a goomba forget him".

by digital voice September 29, 2017

goomba

a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.

I am goomba.

by rasgornian July 23, 2021