goofy dream

1. the type of dream you experience after you smoke a bunch of marijuana. 2. a nap between bowls.

stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.

by $LN$ September 10, 2009

Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

Goofy Muppet

A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.

Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!

by fluxfnnnn June 26, 2022

High goofies

'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.

EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"

EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."

by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023

goofy missionary

When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.

Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.

by NotMythicalchefTrevor April 27, 2023

Goofy ahh

Another way of saying goofy ass

“Look at this goofy ahh nigga”

by sageinctrl May 2, 2022

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008