stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.
by $LN$ September 10, 2009
Get the goofy dreammug. Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them
Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga
by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019
Get the Goofy cardmug. by fluxfnnnn June 26, 2022
Get the Goofy Muppetmug. 'High goofies' is an alternative to 'High winds', derivative of the well-known Disney character Goofy ('goofies' being the plural). The character is generally associated with the wind, so any mention of him during weather talk refers to that.
EXAMPLE 1
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"
EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."
Weather Reporter: "We'll be experiencing high goofies today, so hold on tightly to your hats!"
EXAMPLE 2
Friend: "There is a lot of goofy around here... You should put on a coat."
by spectacularbeethekid September 23, 2023
Get the High goofiesmug. Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.
by NotMythicalchefTrevor April 27, 2023
Get the goofy missionarymug. by sageinctrl May 2, 2022
Get the Goofy ahhmug. someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!
if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!
by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008
Get the goofy goobermug.