gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

by Brooke November 20, 2003

Gobble Gooper

when you get head on thanksgiving

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.

by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009

Gommer

A person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.

"is Ronny coming to the 'za hut 'fet?"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"

by Tomo_X November 9, 2006

gimper

A poser. One who tries to hard to be what he is not.
Similar to a gaper, but used in a more broad sense.

You fucking gimper, get the fuck outta here.

by Suburban December 27, 2003

gamper

Black Austrian man with short hair Big gap in his teeth With a love for spandex Who do not believe in tv

The gampers of carrigallen

OMG hes such a gamper

by Andrew Bentley April 24, 2005

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

gympersonator

An annoying person at a fitness club who takes forever on a machine, bench, or a specific area that a serious fitness member needs to use, and while doing so consistently exerts ridiculously little effort. (These pricks usually were guilted into going in the first place and drastically reduce in number after January 1st.)

"All the treadmills are taken. I wish that fat gympersonator would get the hell off since she's been on that one for 30 minutes and only walked 1/10th of a mile."

by Screw Liberals June 26, 2016