Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

google threat

To try to prove someone is wrong by telling the person you are arguing with that you are going to log on to your computer and find documented proof.

I was late picking up my girlfriend so I told her that the horn fell off my car and I had to have it fixed using a zip screw. She said I was lying. She said the car horn is in the steering wheel and there is so such thing as a zip screw. So I google threatened her. I told her I would google it to prove I was right!

by SullieMarie January 10, 2015

african goggles

Placing each individual testicle over a poor suspect's eye, causing a goggle effect. The term african is in refrence to the darkness it creates when one tries to see through the impenitrating depths of his buddy's bowsack.

Dude you got one nasty pair of african goggles on you sucka!

by Clyde T. Oris November 16, 2006

Google that bitch

A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.

"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"

"No way, that's an urban legend."

"Bullshit, Google that bitch."

by PohTayToez October 10, 2008

fuck Google

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.

Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"

by /\/\/\/\/\/\ February 2, 2014

gaggle of billy's

A group of retards in a shopping mall.

Dude, did you see that gaggle of billy's licking the window of the book store?

by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

Dry spell goggles

When you've gone through such a dry spell that you're willing to hook up with anything moving.

Guy1: That chick is hot, I'm going to hit on her.
Guy2: Nah dood, you just got dry spell goggles.

by damnitwayner October 21, 2010