gloob

The name given to a boyfriend who is on their phone but does not text you back

"He wont text me back! He is being such a gloob."

by That Guy 1235 August 3, 2013

goobskipper

Chair lift attendant at a ski resort

I got stuck working the goobskipper shift yesterday when it dumped twenty inches.

by Joe B. Judd September 24, 2003

Goobs

> melo. No one can stop him.

goobs > melo, don't you think?

by Goobs February 25, 2005

globson

gluttonous jiggles that flow endlessly throughout the body like water.

As Manuel rode the bicycle his globson enfolded making the seat invisible. His globsons eat the bicycle seat as if hungry.

by tea-spoon March 7, 2008

gloopsnort

An interjection indicating complete disinterest in the subject at hand.

Greg: "My Saints are doing quite well this year."
John: "Gloopsnort."

by gloopsnorter January 13, 2010

Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.

I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!

by balleroh June 27, 2017

Gloobles

The act of going from a steady flow of back and forth messaging but then becoming busy so you stop responding as frequently, but you still maintain an interest in the conversation.

Hey, just got busy so gloobles.

by ARK3157 May 6, 2018