Fremont Geyser

When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.

"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser." " You nasty bastard."

by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio.

Dude she gave me a Gladstone Geyser last night, I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess, but it was so worth it!

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011

Minnesota Geyser

The act of coming and shitting at the same time.

That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Shit Geyser

a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser

"give me all the money in the register or else I will Shit Geyser everywhere

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024

Geyser

An informal or euphemism geography term for a vagina

What’s that smell, Oh that’s probably lily’s geyser

Stop watching nude pictures of ladies showing off their geysers on the Internet

by Lily’ bam bam December 23, 2023