by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025
Get the Geezer Geyser mug.a Shit Geyser is when someone has diarrhea, doesn't wipe, and then swiftly sits down, causing the diarrhea pooled in the ass cheeks to displace and explode out the top of their butt cheeks, resulting in a Shit Geyser
by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024
Get the Shit Geyser mug.Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover November 22, 2023
Get the Kneading the geyser mug.Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023
Get the Kneading the geyser mug.Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.
by Imgonnafreebaseyou February 14, 2024
Get the Sticky Geyser mug.the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.
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