frosty freeze

The cold "mist" that comes out of a freezer door; heard multiple times on the old Nickelodeon game show "Finders Keepers" by host Larry Toffler.

(Kids open freezer door) Ooh, it's a frosty freeze!

by D0DG3R 33 September 11, 2008

frosty trost

Usually refers to one or two persons outside in the extreme cold playing "the Ice Game." When one person cannot take it anymore the winner of the competition calls them a "Frosty Trost" to declare their win in the ice game.

You died, you Frosty Trost. So I win the Ice Game.

by bitemeimgerman August 20, 2006

Frosty Windshield

the act of ejaculating on a female's eye glasses, thus covering them in semen, giving them an appearance similar to a car's windshield on a cold morning.

See that librarian looking chick over there with the glasses? I'd like to give her a frosty windshield.

by C Mos December 22, 2008

Horse Cock Frosty

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.

Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011

Frosty the Snow Bitch

Frosty the snowman's drag queen bitch alter ego. Used to describe people who become infuriated by the cold.

I asked my boyfriend if he loved winter and he got all frosty the snow bitch on me.

by Nikk_Wulftrot October 15, 2008

frosty hand grenade

Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."

"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."

"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."

by Anthony and Matty January 4, 2009

frosty blodgett

When one cums on a girls face or tits and throws her outside in cold temperatures. The semon than freezes to her tits or face.

The turd burglars gave his girl friend a frosty blodgett because he needed to keep his pimp hand strong.

by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011