France

An absolute shithole. Never go there. France smells like shit and looks even worse. The language spoken in France is french, which is really an abomination. In France, about every 23 meters, a 13 year old austrian boy will come and ask you for your OnlyFans, which you must do or he will turn into a Millennium Falcon Ultimate Collector's Series 10179 set.

"Did you know Steve Jobs died of Ligma"
"Who the hell is Steve Jobs?"
"Ligma balls!"

France

by FranceHater347 June 13, 2021

france idiot

A france idiot, apart from the name, doesn't have to be someone of the descent. It simply means an idiot, nincompoop, or someone of low IQ or brain capacity. This phrase must be stated with the stereotypical french accent on the france part of the phrase.

"my friend is such a FRANCE IDIOT"

by That0ne_User April 20, 2022

Franca

Francas are one of the most intelligent, hardworking and caring people at all. They are one of the most athletic persons. They will always help you and be there for you no matter what. They can be cleaning-freaks sometimes because they like their home tidied up. They love to eat vegan because animals are very important to them. At first when you get to know them they may seem to judge you or they don’t show any interest. But when you know them, you will understand how they truly are. They can be annoying sometimes. If you know a Franca keep them, because you will never ever find someone like her again.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you! What’s your name?
Person 2: Hey, my name is Franca. Nice to meet you too!
Person 1: What a beautiful name!

Person 2: It´s italian.

by unknown149 January 19, 2023

France

A France is a way to measure the cost, in lives, of a disaster. 1 France is 1,000 casualties.

"Did you hear that an earthquake in Europe killed 5,000 people?"

"Oh no! Thats 5 Frances of casualties!"

by IAMTHEDICTOINARY November 8, 2023

Swiss Franc

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and blowing air into the anus.

My husband Marty was sound asleep so I crawled into bed and gave him a Swiss franc.

by Boo Cocky Boyz January 30, 2019

Aunt Fran Special

When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.

Dan is being a Dick, maybe he needs an Aunt Fran Special to chill.

by B Dingus July 13, 2021

Joni France

The Name of a Strong Woman. A strong woman who is not afraid to share her ideas and thoughts, regardless of what others think, speaks her heart and her mind, She respects herself enough to stand up for herself, the causes she believes in, and the welfare of others. She brings fun into her life and whatever she does, She counts her blessings, She strives to create a positive environment for herself and her family, She lives fully, loves hard, has fun, and has a sense of humor although she admits she doesn’t have all the answers. She is willing to be flexible and seek more information in order to better her life and sharpen her mind.

Who's Joni France?

Oh Joni France? Don't mess with her! She can be civil but she wins every battle with her beauty and brains

by EmpoweryourLife May 20, 2022