Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'
'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
Get the Hockey Flossing mug.The use of a very thin penis to floss your teeth repeatedly, and then gurgle the splooge to rinse out your mouth
She hadn't brushed her teeth that morning, so she started flosshing with his penis while he was driving her to work.
by the definer of all March 7, 2011
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Too look or appear busy by sweeping, raking, or lightly lifting and adjusting items around you. This gives the impression to others that your too busy to be asked to do anything else.
The Fossin Around actions stops as soon a beer is offered.
The Fossin Around actions stops as soon a beer is offered.
by TheGong August 1, 2018
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Get the Flossing mug."Robin likes to Flass his mom"
"Where is Sanders? He's flassing"
"Sure am Glad I'm not flassing....like Robin is in the Gazebo...with his mom"
"Where is Sanders? He's flassing"
"Sure am Glad I'm not flassing....like Robin is in the Gazebo...with his mom"
by Cyrus224 October 13, 2005
Get the Flassing mug.The act of giving oral sex to a Hairy Partner, and simultaneously getting your teeth flossed by their pubic hairs.
by The_TermPaper February 24, 2011
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