Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

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The sometimes large flap of skin that hangs from one's neck. Can be stretched for maximum flooperage.

"Yo, did you see that guy's flooper?"
"Heck yes i did, it was huge."

by Karl Nero May 29, 2005

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Flopper

A saggy breast. Found most commonly on older women or women with very loose skin.

"Look at the flopper's on that lady over there!"

or

"I took her shirt off and she had flopper's"

by King of Creech February 14, 2007

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Someone who neglects, either through intent or forgetfulness, to flush the toilet after pooping.

Eeeuuww! Who's the flooper?

by Don Farrar July 25, 2006

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flip flopper

a scene guy who wears flip flops to shows.

Typical attire:
- Tight, flared leg girl pants
- Norma Jean shirt
- Bandana as headband, but in the middle of the head close to scalp, with hair in eyes, and back of hair messy.
- Scarves
- Messenger bag
- Cigarette

Look at that flip flopper, get him in the pit and kick his ass!

by xHUNTERxEDGEx December 10, 2008

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