A flomlette is a normal omelette but with a little surprise on top of it. You can offer one of ur friends a good morning omelette but little will they know that you have spat all ur flem onto it which makes “flomlette”
Here you go here is ur flomlette *smerking*
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A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.
by jquamus April 27, 2020
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2. Will attend public gathering on occasion but for only self pleasure.
3. Red and like hunting videos.
2. Will attend public gathering on occasion but for only self pleasure.
3. Red and like hunting videos.
Guy 1: Hey, let’s invite Floberg to go hunting.
Guy 2: Awesome, he should fit along just nicely.
Floberg: *on his phone watching hunting videos* *stares*
Guy 2: Awesome, he should fit along just nicely.
Floberg: *on his phone watching hunting videos* *stares*
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"Wait. is this a deez nuts joke?"
"no"
"Really? thats freaky. kinda into it though"
"Wait. is this a deez nuts joke?"
"no"
"Really? thats freaky. kinda into it though"
by flamberduxtrious May 24, 2021
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The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
by nextstone December 21, 2021
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