flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

flapper clapper

Used to describe a girls loose pussy lips that clap when she walks.

"Damn that bitch has a huge set of flapper clappers on her."
"Her flapper clappers are so loose you can fit a football through them."
"My brother always takes one for the team, he always gets stuck with the flapper clappers."

by Panadero Saint January 9, 2008

flapper jacket

Another term for a yellow jacket.

Mommy, I just got stung by a flapper jacket!

by Michelle Thompson April 1, 2007

Auto-flapper

A woman who unknowingly gets her dress caught in the car door and proceeds on – her garment flapping in the wind.

“Hey, check-out the auto-flapper in the car beside us. I wonder if we should honk and point.”

by Johntoo September 5, 2009

flapping vagina

A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one's vagina.

See also big flapping vagina.

I don't care if you're hurt - get back in the game, you flapping vagina.

Verb form:
Person 1 - I don't feel like going out tonight. I've got a ton of things to do, and I have a headache, and the bars are too smoky, and I don't have any clean clothes, and....
Person 2 - Your vagina is flapping - get ready and LET'S GO!

by bws55 October 12, 2007

Flappasaurus

Flappasaurus – A common condition of people from Central European decent(most notably from the Germanic / Franco regions) where the sufferer of the condition bursts into uncontrollable fits of panic or excitement characterized by a frantic arm swinging or "Flapping".

This condition is not curable and sadly for those who suffer from it they are quite often the butt of all jokes in the office / social environment which in turn leads to social alienation or certain stigmas.

Flappasaurus' are funny

by TPD OH YEAH December 6, 2009

flappadoodle

the flappy area after dogs get their balls cut off

awe stevie your flappadoodle is out again!

by Koutro October 18, 2010