Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

flaccid rodent

Term of endearment

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.

by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024

Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

Flaccid

Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general

" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."

by ʟɨռtLicker February 12, 2023

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024

Flaccid

Computer Science Term - When a server is experiencing background process failures which prevent effective function of hosted applications but do not cause the server itself to crash.

"The services won't come back up it's completely flaccid."

by rdn4 October 15, 2018