Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.
Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.
by Captian Autism December 28, 2019
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flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted
"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by aaahhchew July 12, 2024
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Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."
by 666onyou June 08, 2021
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Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.
Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!
by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024
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