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Bear Five

The act of slapping two hands in the shape of bear claws together while emitting a "bear-like" sound. ie., "huhhhhhh", "ruahhhh", "growwwwl".
1) Joe: "Hey Ted, great game! Bear five up Top. Raowwwww"

2) Bill: "Hey dude, high five!"

Dude: "Screw that! It's bear five time."

Both: "Huahhhrowrr"
by BearFiveDude March 2, 2010
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Five Dollar Sniffer

Giving a stripper $5 to sniff her ass
That old guy just got a five dollar sniffer.
by BubblesPBR May 8, 2015
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five leaf clover

A five leaf clover is usually an extension of the often so heard “lucky” four leaf clover. A five leaf clover is said to bring even more luck than a four leaf clover.

However, in the anime Black Clover it has a different meaning. It is said that the three leaves of a clover represent faith, hope and love. Within a fourth leaf dwells good luck. Within a fifth leaf... resides a demon.
“Hey, dude I just found this five leaf clover! It’s my lucky day!”

“Careful! The three leaves of the clover represents faith, hope, and love. Within a fourth leaf dwells good luck. Within a fifth leaf... Resides a demon-“

“Could you stop with your anime shit for one second?!”
by Grunkle MAK January 8, 2021
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Window Five

When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.
Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.
by TonyBruhh November 10, 2010
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Farmer Five

Television channels available over an antenna. Traditionally in the USA these are NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, and PBS, which were the only TV channels available out in the country prior to DirecTV.
- Did you see what happened on Breaking Bad?
- No, sorry, I only get the Farmer Five.
by Damian Yerrick December 3, 2014
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the five v's

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!
by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016
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Nordic Five

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
I swear the Nordic Five is getting hotter and gayer every season.
by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016
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