by BubblesPBR May 8, 2015
Get the Five Dollar Sniffer mug.Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).
Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?
Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?
View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?
Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016
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A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016
Get the Nordic Five mug.A five leaf clover is usually an extension of the often so heard “lucky” four leaf clover. A five leaf clover is said to bring even more luck than a four leaf clover.
However, in the anime Black Clover it has a different meaning. It is said that the three leaves of a clover represent faith, hope and love. Within a fourth leaf dwells good luck. Within a fifth leaf... resides a demon.
However, in the anime Black Clover it has a different meaning. It is said that the three leaves of a clover represent faith, hope and love. Within a fourth leaf dwells good luck. Within a fifth leaf... resides a demon.
“Hey, dude I just found this five leaf clover! It’s my lucky day!”
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“Careful! The three leaves of the clover represents faith, hope, and love. Within a fourth leaf dwells good luck. Within a fifth leaf... Resides a demon-“
“Could you stop with your anime shit for one second?!”
by Grunkle MAK January 8, 2021
Get the five leaf clover mug.Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.
Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole
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Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
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by Juliya April 14, 2004
Get the schfifty five mug.five hargreeves is really hot. hes would kill some one for a cup of coffee. he is in love with a mannequin which is a loss for the girls :(. (I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF AN AIRPLANE DELORES) he can literally slaughter me with his axe and i will thank him. he saves the world TWICE and yet his siblings still hate him. hes a 58 year old stuck in a 13 year old body. (a win for me lol) did i mention hes hot
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