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Five Seconds of Summer

A boy band consisting of mediocre music playing. They're known best for ripping off guitar riffs and covering a really good band. They are evidence that God is abandoning us
Person 1: oh wow I love American Idiot!

Person 2: *exitedly* so do you like Green Day??
Person 1: Green Day? No American Idiot is by Five Seconds of Summer stupid!
Person 2: *violently kicks person 1*
by Truth in its purest form September 4, 2016
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five points of scenesterdom

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.

At the top of the star is music.

In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.

At the bottom is hair and hobbies.

Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.

This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.
by loveCasiotone May 23, 2005
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five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
by Terio Marin June 17, 2016
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Five Guys one Chick

The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it
We went and got five guys one chick for lunch and it hit the spot
by Somedudeoutback February 28, 2019
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Five elements of hiphop

The five creative and self expressive arts that one in the true hiphop culture would perform the elements being rapping, beatboxing, graffiti, dj'ing, and breakdancing
Yo I mastered the five elements of hiphop I'm truly down with the street life, I'm a urban guru.
by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021
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looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.
She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road
by amarialin September 23, 2022
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Eight six seven five three oh nine

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
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Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
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I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
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Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

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