rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once

Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps

by shithead cameron May 16, 2014

Firecracker

A small chemical explosive that people in the U.S.A use to entertain themselves, and harm wildlife.

Mom: Did you put a firecracker under the birdfeeder, Timmy.

Timmy: No

Firecracker: Bang!

Mom: Timmy!

by CreepieCat October 23, 2020

Firecracker

The coolest in the room is called a firecracker.

"Look at Emma, she's so cool, I'm happy that I know her. And she's hot as fire. She's a Firecracker."

by 8610 August 15, 2022

Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.

“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”

by anonymous July 3, 2025

evo firecracker

evo firecracker is a card in the greedycells game cash royale, it take entirrely 0 skill to use and is probably used by a 500lb man who thinks they need to buff megaknight, p2w's the game and loves giving clash paypal money

person1: hello im gonna spam megaknight and evo firecracker at the bidge
person2: thanks for coming out of the closet

by anonymous February 28, 2024

Firecracker

A 3 elixir card from the popular game Clash Royale that plays the role of an anti swarm that is unlocked in spooky town (arena 12.) But because Clash Royale is the 7th layer of pay to win hell, it is common to see people running around with evolved firecrackers like a kid with down syndrome in the Walmart freezer isle almost every game as early as arena 8. The moment your opponent places down an overleveled ass evolved firecracker in arena 8, you might as well throw your phone into the ocean because the water has a better chance of playing the game and winning than you.

Free to play sane person: You play Clash Royale? What deck are you running?
Mentally retarded gaylord: I'm utilizing an evolved, technologically advanced, pyrotechnic-based card assortment🤓.
Free to play sane person: What arena are you in?
Mentally retarded gaylord: Arena 10 and I only spent $900 on firecracker🤓!
Free to play sane person: *Loads shotgun*

by 9/11 jenga ad January 2, 2024

evo firecracker

a very no-skilled card in the hit game clash royale made by the despicaple supercell, mostly used by 500lb men who spam her and evo knight at the bridge, if you use her, kys.

person1: hehehaw im gonna spam evo firecracker and megaknight at bridge.
person2: oh your coming out of the closest?

by anonymous February 28, 2024