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Fidget Spinner

A device marketed to help with ADHD and Autism but actually just gives the user extra chromosomes
Person 1: Check out my new fidget spinner

Person 2: Stop you are going to get too many chromosomes

Person 3: *(Inaudible)*
by 13345bob June 5, 2017
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Fidget eater

Someone who can't sit at the table to eat, always has to be doing something
Sheesh LeAnn, would you come back to the table.
Your such a fidget eater.
by fozzie24 October 18, 2011
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Fidget Kid

He’s a cringed kid that can spin fidget spinners at high speed to decapitate anyone who says he’s cringy. But I say he’s cringey, so I’m gonna die now.
Kid 1: That Fidget Kid looks really cringy...

*the kid dies by fidget spinners*
by NineTails May 2, 2018
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Fidget Spinner

I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.

Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.

It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.
Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...
by EpicCollision July 13, 2017
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tongue fidget

The act of making out with the girl sitting on a countertop. Rubbing and groping is also implied.
Glenn tongue fidgeted Jeeny so hard, it knocked over the bowl of ready-to-eat pasta salad.
by Da Poodle January 7, 2005
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The Fidget Spinner

A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
by BigRick2008 May 30, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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