Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

favred

To be touched by an entity that is more than a man but slightly less than a god. Can be used as synonym for blessed or for cursed, depending on the connotation.

The blind man's head was Favred and he was suddenly able to see. He looked down and realized that he was standing on water.
"Did you see the Bears get Favred again on Sunday?" "Yea, they're a bunch of non-believers."

by gary coleman's dimple November 28, 2005

Colin Farrell

Possibly the best looking actor ever!

Hey Colin Farrell was lookin pretty good in Phone Booth

by K Dub April 10, 2005

farrel

A person who does unmanly things to impress girls even though he has no chance of getting with them.

Evan is such a farrel, he spent all last Saturday going to all the Urban Outfiters in New York City with a dozen of girls out of his league and held all their bags.

by nockabubble October 18, 2008

furred

to be:

1. ugly
2. dead (as in shoes)

furred can also be linked with furred body, meaning an ugly, dusty looking person.

a) Eww, yur boy/girl friend is furred.
b) Look at those dead a$$ shoes, they are furred.

by piiglett. February 16, 2009

she farted on my dick

When a thot flagellates on your genitalia

Damn, she farted on my dick

by CheckMyBackPack May 7, 2017

Makenna O'Farrell

A FLAMING FIRRECROTCH! Crazy, yet very loveable. Has big titties, and a scrumptious ass.

**** Mom's a MILF..

Guy points at fire, "Thats hot like Makenna O'Farrell's pubes."

by tay&tortor March 6, 2011