Facestake

A quickly regretted decision, made out of nostalgia or pity, to accept a Facebook friend request from someone who turns out to be as big a loser as ever.

Brandy was a huge Facestake, dude. She's totally stuck in the past and she keeps sending me virtual cocktails.

by Lottie P October 6, 2008

FaceBitch

To go onto your FaceBook and bitch about your life.

My FaceBitch for tonite: Double effin' allergies got me (again)...thank goodness I ♥ my Benadryl

by elnguyen October 28, 2009

facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

faceshittin

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

by Wendeline February 11, 2010

Facestabbing

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

by Naffamily November 25, 2010

Faceist

Someone who is racist against mustaches of the face!

Jane: So Jim grew this mustache, he looks like a pedophile.

Joe: Wow..... That was faceist.

by protectorofthemustache December 4, 2010

Facebitch

JFK...n' Dys...
1.To be on facebook and complaining about something.
2.Just Facebooking in general.
3. When Facebook is being a bitch(such as, facebook being slow, etc.)

Facebook Status:
I really hate my life...
Some people need to get a life...
I'm so depressed and I have no friends...
I am sad, I feel like I should "Facebitch".

by jfk1116/Dys October 31, 2011