Eggplant

Most commonly known as a purple, spongy, absorbent fruit but in modern day slang it is known as a cockasaraus.

Girl 1: "OMFG bitch you wanna see this pic I just got?"
Girl 2: "HOLY SHIT that cockasaraus is as large as an eggplant"

by Fishbowling March 31, 2022

Eggplant

The eggplant is usually the child (The Eggplant) that resides with you, who is providing intel or information to the outside parent, the competition or anyone who wants to know what's going on in your home for various reasons. The reasons could be good, bad or indifferent.

We have access via the eggplant.

by Why Heals September 6, 2022

spicy eggplant

The term spicy eggplant refers to an Indian using curry sauce as lube but also a food in the Indian menu

Mary: smear all that curry sauce on me and give me your spicy eggplant

by Zakiaa2k18 May 30, 2018

Eggplant

It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.

Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”

by lessdumblonde June 14, 2019

eggplant

same shape as a long hard body part. It can sometimes go soft

he had a soft fluffy eggplant. he ate her eggplant because it was hard body part.

by whitetastystickymilk69ilike123 January 3, 2022

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

Eggplant Hard

Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.

I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.

by Handsy with Manny December 26, 2017