Eggplant

A male (sometimes named Bryan) that has an unusually large forehead that resembles the shape of an eggplant.

Hey eggplant, how ya doin?
Look at the top of eggplants head!

by TheFudgeMan123 June 27, 2017

basket of eggplants

A small group of niggers maybe 3 or 4

"This is the goddamn United States of America; you can't even go in a fucking Denny's without seeing a basket of eggplants carrying on at the table next to you!!!"

by Mr.Pooper sex January 21, 2010

eggplant

An African-American lawyer or attorney.

That eggplant lawyer sent my brother to jail for 5 years.

by BlazerSax April 13, 2004

Romanian Eggplant

Noun - Organic Improvised Explosive Device. Usually small and dark purple, these items can cause great harm in the wrong hands.

What happened to Owen?
Romanian Eggplant.

by LRW Digital September 30, 2005

Peach and Eggplant salad

Anal sex.

Because an ass and a dick are represented emoticinically by a peach and an eggplant respectively.

Miley brought me my Caesar salad and as i watched her walk away, i wanted to give her some peach and eggplant salad.

by FriendofAlice August 15, 2017

Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

eggsalad

When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

Oh my god, I can't believe henry showed me his eggsalad!

by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006