douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022

Douchefoolery

When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.

Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.

by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024