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douchebaguette

A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.
Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!
by Snajj December 8, 2009
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douchebachery

Extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. Usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.
Guy #1: "You should have seen it, dude. I totally made that virgin fall for me, fucked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. It was an epic!"
Guy #2: "Sounds like douchebachery of Charlie Sheen proportions."
by Ginkgo00 January 3, 2013
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douchebagnet

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.
"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."
by llbean27 January 9, 2010
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douchebagueray

Pronounced: doosh-bag-air-ehy or doosh-bag-er-ray.
A sophisticated assessment or identification of an uncouth, arrogant, or offensive action or speech of douche bag quality.
That overly tanned individual is flexing his bare-chested muscles in the mirror, whilst winking at himself, thus displaying true douchebagueray.

And

Mon Frere you are being douchebagueray.

And

My goodness your greasy grooming habits are as atrocious as your douchebagueray manners are contemptible.
by Freyhawk April 15, 2010
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Douchebachary

That dude is always up to douchebachary
by comedybum July 17, 2010
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Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.
A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.
by acmcgee May 16, 2011
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douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.
What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!
by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014
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