dongle

(Psych): what Shawn Spencer thinks is slang for "penis"

Chief Vick: All we have is that the perpetrators took was Inspector Sloane's dongle.
Shawn: Oh my god!
Gus: It is not what you think.

by Fantasma_X January 3, 2019

Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019

Dongle

'...a dongle. That's a guy that is sent out to do some things to see how the other side is going to react or get under their skin.'

'It makes no sense and the only sense that can be derived from it is that Oswald is playing the role of a dongle.'

by PuhnDawg September 30, 2023

Fat Dongle

I large (or thicc) piece of software, the main use of the "fat dongle" is to shove that thicc bae into your sexy computer and make someone jizz.

"Babe, shove that fat dongle into my hardware"

by FatDongle April 20, 2017

dongle

a cord you input to a device

"i lost my dongle lol"

by makinglunch May 11, 2018

dongle

an elongated object that dangles around like a wet noodle

eyyyy ellie that sausage looks like a dongle

by qazwsxxswzaq April 1, 2019

Dongle

A person who leaches off people for certain things such as money or a place to stay.

Dave - "Can i borrow some cash for food"
Steve - "Dave ur such a f*cking dongle"

by KaerPsion June 4, 2018