Spurt of distance

About 30-45 minutes in Canadian time. Space/time travel is possible.

We'll get it done in a spurt of distance.

by OKfuntimes July 14, 2010

cumshot distance

The length of how far you shoot your cum.

“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!

by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020

Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

by zonii April 27, 2020

Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.

"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021

Hot-Distance

A person who is Attractive from a distance ,ugly person

I was going to holla but that guy was Hot-Distance

by Namecreator August 4, 2008

distance hoe

a type of hoe who never actually talks to the people they want, they just admire from a far. typically talk about dating them but never have the balls to talk to them to do so

Amanda is such a distance hoe. She never actually talks to the guys she likes but still wants to date them???

by Lynds Marie May 30, 2016