The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.
by undead15 January 5, 2011

Where a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his shitty penis under her nose, making her look like she's got a Zapata moustache. Hence the Mexican-sounding name.
by discreet-uk January 4, 2013

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
by troubledemon February 18, 2011

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009

by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metro , in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was ing awesome!!!!
by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle July 30, 2008

The act of sticking your entire face in your lovers ass and dismantling from left to right then squeezing the ass checks together with your face in the middle forming a sandwich.
Freddie satisfied his hunger after sharing a tasty, steaming hot
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
Dirty Sanchez Sandwich platter with
Harold.
by streetwhiz April 17, 2009
