Dick Cheney

His first name says it all.

Dick Cheney is exactly what his first name indicates.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2008

Dick Cheney

He is Lord Voldemort incarnate...

Dick Cheney is a jerk!

by My name is Mud June 27, 2006

Dick Cheney

When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.

I Dick Cheney'ed her right in the eye last night!

by HLOKTY September 30, 2010

Dick Cheney

Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.

If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)

by Libertarian man August 25, 2005

Dick Cheney

When you blow your load on your friend's face and claim it was an accident.

Bonus points if they have incriminating evidence on you.

Sally better shut up about that shit or Jim is going to Dick Cheney her.

That asshole Dick Cheney'ed me, now I can't clean up this mess he left on my face.

by Tanker66 July 26, 2010

Dick Cheney

1. Pulling out and cumming on a girls face

2. Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush who famously shot his friend in the face and got the friend to apologize

He was having sex with her and totally dick cheneyed her! Her face was covered in spunk.

by dirty little girl October 18, 2010

Dick Cheney

A sexual act in which the guy blows his load on the girl's face, then forces her to apologize for standing in the way, through intimidation or otherwise.

Alec: So I Dick Cheney'ed that girl last night. She was in tears.

Eddie: Heh. Bitch had it coming.

by Breadfish March 13, 2011