The 3 course dessert

When you put chocolate fudge on your dick and peanut butter on your balls to have your girl suck the fudge off while your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls. Then for the 3rd course you put whipped cream on your ass hole for an assouffle.

My friends asked me why my girlfriend looked bloated last night. So I told them that I gave her the 3 course dessert before bed.

by Mountain.greywolf April 9, 2021

Desserts

Stressed backwards

Desserts is stressed backwards

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

dessert shadows

Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.

Gotta watch out for the dessert shadows. I need to take shelter from the dessert shadows.

by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023

Dinner and Dessert

When a guy gets to watch two girls going to town on each other.

"Hey Ted, I totally got dinner and dessert last night."

by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022

swamp dessert

When your swamp ass dries and makes a crust on your butt

It's so hot outside my butt is a swamp dessert

by Karilla blizkits July 22, 2023

Funky dessert

The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.

I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.

by Emogaz June 2, 2020

English Dessert

When a gay man pulls out from anal sex, and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Ass to mouth ejaculation.

Gary made Bill an English dessert last night.

by AJBrock September 10, 2020