Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by anonymous March 9, 2023

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

Desmond

you already know ;)

Urban dictionary: "Get a Desmond mug for your guy James"

by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

desmond clark

Hes a sexy ass machine. Smashesh girls on the regular and gets money.

desmond clark is so damn sexy and I wish I could be like him.

by iiDez June 28, 2017

Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.

Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond

by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019

Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Desmond

The most lethal of Ghosts to ever roam the hallways of 6 Tanglewood Drive, no warning, no time, no Clue's except your fellow ghost hunters bodies laying just inside the doorway...the look of terror stretched across their faces...what horrors they had seen could only be achieved but the most foal and blood thirsty assassin ghosts this Phasmophibic world has seen!!

"I earned the hidden trophy !! Killed by a Desmond as soon as I walked in the door."- Trina

by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025