karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Get the eleven pound whole slab of deli hammug. After multiple days of constipation, a high-density, multi-colored log…each segment clearly represented by a different tone based on the meal(s) from sequential days.
Traveling over the holidays leaves me constipated - I consumed so many dense meals, by the time I got home to the comfort of my own bathroom, I unloaded a deli marble rye
by stall2 December 22, 2024
Get the Deli marble ryemug. by KGB Construction February 5, 2023
Get the Wisconsin Deli Slicermug. 1. The most tightest and athletic person alive. Also usually known as the masta, man with the plan, and you can't understand unless your the man, which your not cause your no Deli.
by Deli Stinnett April 26, 2005
Get the Deli Stinnettmug. by Paulie Lem October 6, 2023
Get the Four way Delimug. by rrileyprince November 28, 2021
Get the delimug. When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
Get the Go Deli Beli upmug.