karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences
I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight
by B-word January 11, 2024
The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
by B-word January 11, 2024
by Paulie Lem October 06, 2023
This is an act where a stripper, after working up quite a sweat on stage, uses her hand to wipe the crotch sweat off her pussy, then wipes her hand over a man's mouth and nose area. The name is derived from the smell of hot roast beef that the man can't get out of his nostrils for days on end.
by Fausto Bernstein November 11, 2013
A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy March 01, 2025
A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
by master release plz November 15, 2019