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Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
by MrTits August 22, 2009
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dirty danish

When your mate repeatedly rams their nose into your ass hole, then you shart in their face.
Did you hear? Jamie gave Jasmine a Dirty Danish in the back office.
by Forgotten12546 September 22, 2013
mugGet the dirty danishmug.

Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick
It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action
by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010
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danish

a noun directed towards somebody who flakes out last minute on important plans
Dude! She said she'd meet me at the mall, but she never showed. What a DANISH!
by flowers mcgee November 17, 2011
mugGet the danishmug.

Danish Rounders

the act in which three men have sex with a danish women and continue to switch orifices while having sex with her. In a "musical chair" sort of way.
"Dude lets play danish rounders with that one chick from economics class"!
by Big PNUt March 27, 2010
mugGet the Danish Roundersmug.

Danish Cake

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).
She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.
by Andy&Will October 17, 2008
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