Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

DANDRUFF

DANDRUFF IS AFRAID OF THIS SHAMPOO AS A

DANDRUFF IS AFRAID OF THIS SHAMPOO AS A FIR

by fdgfgffsd November 3, 2020

Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.

Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.

by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023

Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022

Poop dandruff

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 30, 2022

Dandruff

Slang term for doing cocaine. Specifically when using cocaine at home or in your kitchen.

Are you coming out tonight?

Nah mate, I’m doing dandruff

by Sptlad April 3, 2022

Butt dandruff

Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole

Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"

by Whitedslinger February 18, 2021