DANDRUFF

DANDRUFF IS AFRAID OF THIS SHAMPOO AS A

DANDRUFF IS AFRAID OF THIS SHAMPOO AS A FIR

by fdgfgffsd November 3, 2020

Butt dandruff

Rolled up toilet paper balls that are left over on or around a woman's butthole

Man sending back shots to a girl: "Girl, you gotta wipe better, you have butt dandruff"

by Whitedslinger February 18, 2021

Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.

Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.

by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023

dandruff

the most delicious thing of all time

holy shit dandruff is so tasty i eat it all the time

by JM99 Official October 2, 2023

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

Dandruff

When dead skin cells on the scalp sheds faster than it is supposed to resulting in noticeable flaky skin on one's hair. It is usually the result of a greasy scalp which is not always your fault because some people produce more sebum than others which may be the result of hormonal imbalances. There is a common misconception where it is caused by a dry scalp, but it is caused by the polar opposite.

I've had greasy hair with dandruff before and it is not fun. Take care of your scalp peeps!

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022