by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 15, 2024
Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"
Jerry: "I chew them, why?"
Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"
Jerry: "I chew them, why?"
Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"
by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 24, 2024
so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country
by Le epic 9gagger December 21, 2018
An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 06, 2023
Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
by I eat your toes for breakfast May 09, 2023
An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.
by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011